A Different Kind Of Whale
Knowing all about the shocking state of US news-casting, McCleary has been keeping me up to date with all the important stories from home:
Pete Burns’ Gorilla coat has been removed from the celebrity Big Brother house, and impounded by Hertfordshire Police. It has since been found to be monkey, not gorilla. My favourite part of the report from the natural history Museum was that “the coat was in a relatively poor condition and had been re-lined at some point in the past.” Zoologists with great fashion knowledge.
And today, as I type, there is a whale in the thames. swimming up and down between the Tate Modern and the Houses of Parliment. Just a normal tourist then! there were reports he was headed for Vauxhall, and the MI6 building… so maybe it’s James Bond in a suit.
looking forward to seeing you soon!
Hey lovely. Sounds like you are having the best time. As always. Miss you but so happy your there. Give my love to all and big kisses.
See comment from “it all feels so familiar” I added in there a minute ago!
Love you.
C xxx
Apparently it had come to visit The Prince Of Whales.