Arr Me Hearty’s
Today be National Talk Like A Pirate Day me hearty’s. Get yerselves to this here shwash-buckling websoit, and find thee a pirate name! Garr!
Mad Anne Flint: Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
As someone who used to love the whole porn star name thing, this is just pouring petrol on the fire…but probably more suitable to be a pirate now I have a small boy
Calico Bess x