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nugget

this from marlei earlier… love it.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely
worked for me and most of us could be more calm
in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard
on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you’ve started.”

So I looked around my house to see all the things I had
started and hadn’t finished. So, before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s, a
bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of
the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

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